I am always adding to My horde of disgusting money pigs, but financial slavery is something one must beg for. Why would I waste My time with a dinky dick slut that doesn't have the means to spoil Me rotten? Here are the steps you should follow:
Send Me an email outlining why I should give you the time of day.
Sponsor one of my bills. If you are truly serious about spending your money on Me, why not begin now?
Buy Me a present. Few things get My attention better than a nice, warm gift.
Listen to one of my recordings. you better know what you're in for.
Wait patiently for Me to respond to your wretched attempt at begging for my attention. If you don't hear from Me soon, repeat Steps 2 through 5.